England Goal Was NOT Over the Line... With Evidence.

Taking a break from the series on the fit footballers of the world cup, I thought I would just enlighten you that that Frank Lampards goal in the England vs Germany game was infact over the line.

Don't believe me?
Just check the picture below.

Katee.

MMMM. Danish Pastries.

Question:
What do I love more than Danish pastries?

Answer:
Danish football players.

Seeing as this is the last day of the group stages I thought that it was important to ensure that I include as many teams as possible before they leave the competition... :'(

So, below you will find the 5 hottest Danish players. :) :) :)

Number 5...

Martin Jorgensen.

Some what of an odd choice admittedly, but unfortunately I was only able to find four moderately fit Danish players... :/

Number 4...

Daniel Agger.

Definitely looks better in the flesh and is NOT photogenic, but ah well... he's not that bad.

Number 3...

Nicklas Bendtner.

Owner of the sharpest slope between hairline and eyebrow, Nicklas just has something above the other two... (Not much to compete with when one considers number five).

Number 2...

Thomas Sorensen.

Big fan.

Nummer et...  Danish for number one. :)

Simon Kjaer.

Two things to say about Simon...

• Pretty Boy - I almost cannot bare it... maybe Thomas Sorensen should be number one??
• SO Scandinavian looking it is almost ridiculous.

 

What do you think??

Is Simon Kjaer too pretty for your liking??

And is there ANYONE that I can put for number five instead of Martin Jorgensen??

Katee.

Va. Va. Frickin' Voom.

So, yesterday the French squad were eliminated from the World Cup.

Happy Face - That's one less team to worry about in the World Cup, although the French looked a wee bit merde anyway.

Sad Face - No more fitties to admire like the ones below. That's not even sad, that brings tears to my eyes. :'(

Ah well, to me they are technically still in the World Cup until the group stages are OFFICIALLY over, so to continue my mini-series, here are the top five scrummiest Frenchmen at the World Cup.

Number 5...

Hugo Lloris.

Admittedly not the fittest in the French squad, but that is why he's number five... However, there is  something ever so slightly cute about his slightly small head and 'quite' large, but lanky, body.

 

Number 4...

Patrice Evra.

Although the 'bad boy' of French football REALLY annoys me on the pitch, what with all his diving and dirty tackles, he often removes his shirt.... NOM. NOM. NOM.

Number 3...

Florent Malouda.

Okay, so you may think... WHY?? But, just look at the cheek bones... and forget about some of the hairstyles...

And for those unfamiliar with him, he's the one on the left.

Number 2...

Thierry Henry.

The man with zee most A-MAZE-ING French accent... as seen on the Renault Clio adverts.

Number 1...

Yoann Gourcuff.

Yet again, a man that just seems to be constantly semi-naked.

Katee.

You Could be my Neighbour... Home and Away??

Okay, so as this post goes on you'll realise how shockingly bad that title was.

On with the post though...

The World Cup: probably one of the most sexist events on TV.

Oh sorry, I mis-spelt that - I meant sexiest events on TV.

Which is why I have decided to do a little 'Mini-Series' of posts cataloguing the sexiest players of each country at the World Cup. Most of those that read this then may think that this means that there will be 32 posts (there are 32 teams in the World Cup for those without my endless knowledge...) - this would be wrong as there is not enough time, but I am going to try and fit in as many as I can before the World Cup ends...

So referring back to the title, (yes, I know it's a bad title), I thought I would start with the Australian Socceroos, seeing as it is looking very unlikely that they will be getting through their group.

Number 5...

Carl Valeri.

He looks good in a suit, and can look down a camera in a 'smouldering' way...

Number 4...

Nikita Rukavytsya.
Admittedly I had to copy and paste his name into this post, because I can't say it - let alone spell it. But he's kinda fit, so who cares?

Number 3...

Tim Cahill.

He takes his shirt off ALWAYS.

Do I need to explain any further?

Number 2...

Lucas Neill.

I can't really explain it, but there is just something there...

And the top spot goes to...

Harry Kewell.

Purely because of the below advertising campaign for Politix...

Let me know what you think...

Katee.

Scan that Man!!

So, it appears to be a well known fact that Michael Ballack looks a 'tad' like Matt Damon, but Ballack's new advert for L'Oreal seems to have taken this theory a step too far...

Katee.

It's All Gouda!

So, I thought it was time for a world cup crime update... And I thought that this one just about topped the bunch!

An Argentinian football fan called Ernesto Soldati stole a slice of Gouda from a supermarket in Pretoria. The master criminal saved a massive R12.99 in doing so – or he would have saved R12.99 if he had escaped capture. But alert security staff collared him and he ended up being hit with a R200 fine. I would say that that is some expensive cheese, but 200 South Afican Rand comes to about £17.81...


Charged with theft at a special World Cup court, Soldati claimed he was in the shop with friends who left him behind. Quite why that’s an excuse to steal cheese, I don’t know.

But, I guess it's all Gouda!!

Katee.

Hang On A Minute...

Does any one else see something wrong with the New York Post's headline?

Katee.