Va. Va. Frickin' Voom.

So, yesterday the French squad were eliminated from the World Cup.

Happy Face - That's one less team to worry about in the World Cup, although the French looked a wee bit merde anyway.

Sad Face - No more fitties to admire like the ones below. That's not even sad, that brings tears to my eyes. :'(

Ah well, to me they are technically still in the World Cup until the group stages are OFFICIALLY over, so to continue my mini-series, here are the top five scrummiest Frenchmen at the World Cup.

Number 5...

Hugo Lloris.

Admittedly not the fittest in the French squad, but that is why he's number five... However, there is  something ever so slightly cute about his slightly small head and 'quite' large, but lanky, body.

 

Number 4...

Patrice Evra.

Although the 'bad boy' of French football REALLY annoys me on the pitch, what with all his diving and dirty tackles, he often removes his shirt.... NOM. NOM. NOM.

Number 3...

Florent Malouda.

Okay, so you may think... WHY?? But, just look at the cheek bones... and forget about some of the hairstyles...

And for those unfamiliar with him, he's the one on the left.

Number 2...

Thierry Henry.

The man with zee most A-MAZE-ING French accent... as seen on the Renault Clio adverts.

Number 1...

Yoann Gourcuff.

Yet again, a man that just seems to be constantly semi-naked.

Katee.

No More Talk...

Just in case you forget Ashley...

OK, fine. So Nike didn't actually make Ashley wear this - Photoshop did.

Just in case you were wondering what they were actually doing standing like prats in a triangle formation, they were at Niketown's 'No More Talk' campaign launch before heading to South Africa.... Where they actually looked like this:

Katee.

Just Didier It.

Question:

Is the Nike world cup advert the best football advert EVER?

Answer:
Yes, yes it is.

What do you think? Do you like it?

Katee.