Tek a Boo (of Shame), Son

Sometimes, you see something which just makes you stop and say, WOW.


Sometimes, jaws are forced to fall into much lower positions for, what many would call, unbeleivable tekkers:

(Sorry for the dodgy quality - it was the only one I could find)

But sometimes, the response is caused by pure and utter shock - take this for example:

Oh, John O'Shea... Was that a shot at goal? Really?

Katee.

A Goal a Minute (and a bit)

Question:
Would I want to be a Madron fan?


Answer:
No.


Question:
Did I know anything about a club called Madron before I caught sight of this story?


Answer:
No.


Well, on the 20th November 2010 possibly THE worst side non-league team from Cornwall was beaten 55-0 by league leaders (the league being Cornwall's Mining League Division 1) Llogan Reserves. Now, I'm sure that's more a rugby score.

Madron were left to play with 7 men and no recognized goalie as many of the 'team' had dropped out prior to the match. Lack of team spirit much?


Amazingly, Madron are not actually currently at the bottom of the table. EVEN with a goal difference of -203.

Katee.

Because Cream IS the New Pink.

So, Everton's away kit has been well documented - it's now official that it is possibly one of the worst kits of all time. Well, in the Premier League at least.

But it seems as if the Everton kit designers haven't gone completely barmy, and have actually created a slightly 'classy' third strip.

So, it's not that imaginative, but it sure does beat the pink one!

Katee.

Leapfrog Anyone?

We all know how much fun playing Leapfrog is... or not. But Emmanuel Eboue seems to have taken this theory to a WHOLE new level - he's playing by himself, claiming that 'it is part of his warm up routine'.

Katee.

England Goal Was NOT Over the Line... With Evidence.

Taking a break from the series on the fit footballers of the world cup, I thought I would just enlighten you that that Frank Lampards goal in the England vs Germany game was infact over the line.

Don't believe me?
Just check the picture below.

Katee.

MMMM. Danish Pastries.

Question:
What do I love more than Danish pastries?

Answer:
Danish football players.

Seeing as this is the last day of the group stages I thought that it was important to ensure that I include as many teams as possible before they leave the competition... :'(

So, below you will find the 5 hottest Danish players. :) :) :)

Number 5...

Martin Jorgensen.

Some what of an odd choice admittedly, but unfortunately I was only able to find four moderately fit Danish players... :/

Number 4...

Daniel Agger.

Definitely looks better in the flesh and is NOT photogenic, but ah well... he's not that bad.

Number 3...

Nicklas Bendtner.

Owner of the sharpest slope between hairline and eyebrow, Nicklas just has something above the other two... (Not much to compete with when one considers number five).

Number 2...

Thomas Sorensen.

Big fan.

Nummer et...  Danish for number one. :)

Simon Kjaer.

Two things to say about Simon...

• Pretty Boy - I almost cannot bare it... maybe Thomas Sorensen should be number one??
• SO Scandinavian looking it is almost ridiculous.

 

What do you think??

Is Simon Kjaer too pretty for your liking??

And is there ANYONE that I can put for number five instead of Martin Jorgensen??

Katee.

Va. Va. Frickin' Voom.

So, yesterday the French squad were eliminated from the World Cup.

Happy Face - That's one less team to worry about in the World Cup, although the French looked a wee bit merde anyway.

Sad Face - No more fitties to admire like the ones below. That's not even sad, that brings tears to my eyes. :'(

Ah well, to me they are technically still in the World Cup until the group stages are OFFICIALLY over, so to continue my mini-series, here are the top five scrummiest Frenchmen at the World Cup.

Number 5...

Hugo Lloris.

Admittedly not the fittest in the French squad, but that is why he's number five... However, there is  something ever so slightly cute about his slightly small head and 'quite' large, but lanky, body.

 

Number 4...

Patrice Evra.

Although the 'bad boy' of French football REALLY annoys me on the pitch, what with all his diving and dirty tackles, he often removes his shirt.... NOM. NOM. NOM.

Number 3...

Florent Malouda.

Okay, so you may think... WHY?? But, just look at the cheek bones... and forget about some of the hairstyles...

And for those unfamiliar with him, he's the one on the left.

Number 2...

Thierry Henry.

The man with zee most A-MAZE-ING French accent... as seen on the Renault Clio adverts.

Number 1...

Yoann Gourcuff.

Yet again, a man that just seems to be constantly semi-naked.

Katee.